Guillermo, 17, English/Spanish, Mexican, Atheist, District 12 tribute, Sherlockian, Misfits, Studying Gastronomy, Love Dinos, I suck for descriptions, I have a stupid brother named Marcos (marcosisatimetraveler.tumblr.com)
No es mi culpa
A boring story
Best friend: Bruce
Lovah: Natasha
First kiss: Thor
Enemy: Captain America
Cockblocked by: Tony fucking Stark
Killed by: Thor
Can we just talk about how I get killed by my first kiss? Can we talk about how accurate that is? I approve of my lovah and my enemy. I would hate Captain America. I would. AND STARK WOULD COCKBLOCK ME. Oh yes he would.
Best friend: Hawkeye
Lover: Tony Stark
First Kiss: Loki
Enemy: Thor
Cockblocked by: …Tony Stark
Killed by: …Tony Stark
Best friend: Loki ♥
Lover: Hawkeye Oh boy, I get to be the quiver to his arrow.
First Kiss: Loki ♥
Enemy: Loki We must be frenemies!
Cockblocked by: Thor Imagine that. ‘NOT MUH BABY BROTHA, YOU MIDGARDIAN WHORE D8<’
Killed by: Bruce….. Hulk smash…?
Best Friend: Natasha
Lover: Tony
First Kiss: Bruce
Enemy: Loki
Cockblocked by: Loki (this must be why he’s my enemy)
Killed by: Captain America
Best Friend: Tony Stark
Lover: Loki
First Kiss: Clint
Enemy: Natasha
Cockblocked by: Steve Rogers
Killed by: Thor
Best Friend: Bruce Banner
Lover: Thor
First Kiss: Natasha
Enemy: Loki
Cockblocked by: Loki
Killed by: Clint
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They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
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